Category Archives: The Women Are Rubbish Chronicles

The personal lessons learned from the last chapter: Damn distance. Damn trust. Damn promises. Damn neediness. Damn loss. Damn women. I didn’t cry, and I didn’t seek help. I just demonised her, and all of womankind. But, let’s level. Individuals … Continue reading →

Previously: She put her head in the sand, When I damned well needed her. People seem to only care about ‘the now’, the ‘gimme gimme gimme’, the ‘I want’, like children jumping up and down in a shopping centre, squealing … Continue reading →

Previously: She betrayed years of friendship, For some fucking dick. I was in pain, I couldn’t be close to Gina anymore. I turned to Chloe and immediately knew that this must be what they call ‘rebounding’, though I didn’t bounce, … Continue reading →

The lesson learned from last chapter: Women are all bad eggs. Disgustingly vague, bad eggs. That is all. They come packaged complete with: indecisiveness, manipulation, and free misery.* *May contain large parts deemed harmful to everyone. Rationality and loyalty not included. … Continue reading →

The lesson learned from the last chapter: No matter how difficult it may be, refuse yourself the ability to be “cock-teased” by a woman, or any other alien species. Love does not conquer all, it just kicks your conkers. Now … Continue reading →

The lesson re-learned from last chapter: Do not FUCKING believe a FUCKING thing they say. I’ll remember it this time. Fucking remember, even. They might be gorgeous, they might be interesting, or helpful, or friendly, or nice – but they’re still … Continue reading →

The lesson learned from last chapter: Nothing was learned. Maybe they’re not all bad, but the nice ones hurt more when they don’t stick around… Luckily this next one wasn’t a “nice one”. Either way, misery seems to prevail in relationships, … Continue reading →

The lesson learned from last chapter:  Perhaps there is hope yet They may not all be swine. But please do not forget: I’ve not finished this tale of mine Chloe was Gina’s best friend, and became someone that I grew to like … Continue reading →

The lesson learned from last chapter: Stranger Danger is important: Trust each new woman as much As you would a convicted paedophile. Untrustworthy ’til proven reformed. My image of a paedophile used to be of a hilariously optimistic ‘evil genius’, … Continue reading →

The lesson learned from last chapter: Do not fall in love with ‘being in love’ itself For your foolishness will have no grasp at all On the person in front of you. Perhaps I was just excited to have someone … Continue reading →