Category Archives: From the Wall of Facebook

A Letter for You

Posted on June 12, 2010 by

Dear Fictional Customer, We are writing in response to your many, many complaints which we have assessed to be very, very similar and unnecessary. We will address all issues; you need not reply, unless our shredding machine should hunger for … Continue reading →

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Luca and Snrub Have Just Quizzed In Your Face

Posted on July 29, 2009 by

How many people have you kissed in the last 7 days? Zero that knew about it happening, and about 10 that didn’t. Have you met anyone that you consider “perfect”? Perfection is a funny thing. What is perfect? What determines … Continue reading →

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You’ve taken this too far.

Posted on April 10, 2009 by

All of you 18-25 year olds are beginning to make me feel more sick and angry than ever. Not sick like homosexuals, but a physical sickness. You shouldn’t even be allowed on the bloody Internet anymore. Your irritating Facebook habits should … Continue reading →

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