Category Archives: From the Wall of Bebo

I hate Christmas. And I hate you all. In fact if we were both extravagant explorers in a hot air balloon, I’d probably lower the altitude then drop you from a height where your bones would shatter, preventing you from … Continue reading →

I’m drunk as all buggery. Possibly due to alcohol. Fuck I’m too good at spelling, possibly because I’m so freaking awesome. Maybe you should just reconsider who you are, like right now. If you’re me. Then you’re kickass. If you’re … Continue reading →

Dear blog, I’d like to draw to your attention that women are rubbish. I feel that I must write this to you with a great sense of urgency. You see, if not warned… you might fall into their “penis fly … Continue reading →