Monthly Archives: May 2011

Eurovision Song Contest 2011

Posted on May 29, 2011 by

Eurovision Song Contest is a fantastical, albeit baffling annual event. It’s not that the performances are effortlessly bad like the failed auditions on X-Factor or Idol. It’s that they’re so much more brilliantly, expensively and meticulously bad. We’re talking about … Continue reading →

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Open Mic Night

Posted on May 29, 2011 by

I’ve recently come to the realisation that I’ve not published any of my better poems. When I say “better”, I mean that they are better than the typical stream of conciousness crap you’d expect to find in a blog, and … Continue reading →

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Teen Pregnancy

Posted on May 22, 2011 by

Teen parents are sick and wrong, and not in the “they should burn in hell” kind of way, but just if there is a hell, I wouldn’t particularly mind if they stayed there indefinitely so that I wouldn’t have to deal with … Continue reading →

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I don’t normally “troll” but…

Posted on May 16, 2011 by

After some person called “Sheridan” spewed shite on my wall, some other person I don’t know decided to message me about how rude I was for responding rudely to them. I decided to take the David Thorne approach to this … Continue reading →

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Unforgettable You

Posted on May 10, 2011 by

[I know I normally try to write humour, or the opposite of humour, but this is neither. It's just some crooner-style song I picture being sung in a cabaret club based on a friend's MSN status. Think Sinatra/Bublé. Personally I … Continue reading →

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